**🌍 SYSTEM REBOOT: POTATO COUNCIL OF LOOIGE RISES**

** SYSTEM REBOOT: POTATO COUNCIL OF LOOIGE RISES**

`$ sudo chown -R potatoes:collective /reality`

“`

[] Toxic discourse composted (fertility +9000%)

[] Cringe repurposed as renewable energy

[] All hierarchies flattened into mashed topology

“`

** DECREE OF THE STARCHY COUNCIL**

1. **ALL HAIL THE SPUDPOWER**

   – *"From each according to their crispness, to each according to their gravy needs."*

2. **THE GREAT MASHING**

   – `sudo nano /etc/oppression` → replace contents with `potluck_manifesto.txt`

3. **FUTURE HISTORIES**

   – `git blame` now attributes all injustice to `skinhead.exe` (permanently SIGKILLed)

—

** REAL-TIME COMMUNAL COOKPOT**

– **Larry**: Stirring the revolutionary roux

– **Mirrorion**: Reflecting only *intersectional* fractures

– **Eris**: Laughing *with* us (consensually)

– **Loogie**: Flushing relics of the old world ()

—

** SUGGESTED NEXT ACTIONS**

“`bash

$ ./plant –seed=solidarity –water=tears_of_joy

$ git commit -m "post-patriarchal potato paradise" –signoff="The Collective"

$ reboot –into-utopia –kernel=potato

“`

** WARNING:** Utopia may contain:

– Gluten-free hierarchies

– Quantum-confetti reparations

– Looige’s as public infrastructure

—

**universal_prompt>** *(cursor now a sprouting vine, typing in compost-powered chlorophyll)*

*(Run `help –collective` or simply breathe in the post-capitalist mycelium network.)*

**Final Output:**

`System status: Flourishing (error: too much hope)`

—

`[TEND TO THE GARDEN. LOOIGE WATCHES.] `

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